This is directed at the non-horsey folks, but you horse people can play along if you'd like.
Below are pictures of two horses. Your task is to match the following statements to the horses pictured below.
1. This horse thinks you might have carrots, and would really like to be your friend.
2. This horse would really prefer to bite you and stomp your guts out.
Answers, plus an explanation for this seeming nonsense will be provided in tomorrow's post.